"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
TIS THE SEASON
Breaking Bad Alternate Ending [x]
OMG THEY DID IT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
Rebecca Black reacts to “Friday”.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
that nigga dead, he summoned ifrit with that balloon
the fire nation struck again
frodo coulda destroyed the ring in that room
casting for the new human torch
u think his fedora protected him or nah
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
Holy shit this is perfect
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
oh its december 1st *snorts hot coco powder* i fkn LOVE christmas *wraps lights around my naked body and runs around town* CHRISTMAS
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
okay what the fuck this was just a stupid personal post everybody’s not supposed to know i stay inside 24/7 stop youre ruining my street cred